1、须友资讯网和小玉米SEO博客哪个网站好一点？
这两个网站都是做SEO类内容的，各有优势，总体都不错。
2、求关于墨西哥的英语小短文？
你学的是哪种教材...?如果不是SGI,有一篇:"EATING IN THE UNITED STATES"你去网上查!
When people think of food in the United States, they think mostly of fast foods like hamburgers, hot dogs, and chicken. In fact, in U. S. cities like New York, Chicago and Los Angeles, there are thousands of different kinds of restaurants with food from all over the world.
So if you like to try different foods, the United States is the place for you. The United States has people from all over the world, and they bring with them foods from their countries. You can eat tempura（天麦夫罗）in Japanese restaurants, tacos（炸玉米卷）in Mexican（墨西哥的）restaurants, paella（肉菜饭）in Spanish（西班牙的）restaurants, pasta in Italian（意大利的）restaurants, and you can also eat America's most popular food, pizza.
Yes, pizza！Pizza is from Italy, but today it is an important part of the U. S. menu（菜单）. There are about 58, 000 pizzerias in the United States—that's about 17 percent（百分之……）of all restaurants in the country, and the number is growing.
The United States has eating places for all tastes—and all pockets. You can buy a hot dog on the sidewalk and pay one or two dollars. Or you can go to a four-star restaurant and pay$200 for a dinner.
3、英语小故事 笑话
英语笑话（一）
Q:
What's
the
difference
between
a
monkey
and
a
flea?
A:
A
monkey
can
have
fleas,
but
a
flea
can't
have
monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q:
How
can
you
most
irritate
a
farmer?
A:
By
treading
on
his
corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q:
Which
is
the
strongest
creature
in
the
world?
A:
The
snail.
It
carries
its
house
on
its
back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q:
What
do
people
do
in
a
clock
factory?
A:
They
make
faces
all
day.
一看到make
faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q:
How
do
you
stop
a
sleepwalker
from
walking
in
his
sleep?
A:
Keep
him
awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk
in
his
sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。