1、求五分钟的英语短剧剧本
（第一幕）
场景：森林
（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）
（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、玉米、斧头、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎动物两边后台进场
◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏
◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦
跳跳进场
对白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鸟、精灵）
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too stupid, so he doesn't have any friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
There are birds, deers, rabbits beside him.
Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching me？【傻子作恳求状】
精灵：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】
精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】
傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.
精灵：Do you like it?
精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.
精灵：You can have it.This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦后十分惊喜】
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和精灵、动物们快乐退场
（第二幕）
场景：皇宫
（道具：椅子、城墙、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱、听诊器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎国王走来走去手足无措状
◎公主面无表情、百般无聊
【国王非常惊慌焦急状】
对白（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、御医）
国王：Smile! Please smile.
国王：Oh my poor little girl.Why do you never smile.What’s matter with you?
皇后：Please don’t worry my dear. I have a good idea.Where is the doctor?
国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御医：Your Majesty!Princess is very well.
中御医：I’m sorry. Maybe she is just unhappy.
国王：Get away and never come here again.
皇后：No! I don’t believe. What shall we do?
国王：All right! All right! Don’t cry. Anyway I will do my best.
◎国王对著天空宣誓
◎退场：
国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍卫雄壮威武
（第三幕）
场景：大街
（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、城墙、鸦、笛）
※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）
◎大街人来人往热闹状
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
旁白：There are many people on this street,is very noisy.
侍卫：Pay attention please!Pay attention please!If anyone can make our princess Laugh.
He can marry with her.Our holy king will never regret!
傻子：The princess is so beautiful.She is my dream lover.
路人甲：Look him！Such a dirty man.He wants to married Our princess.
路人乙：Don’t be silly.It’s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,how can I get her?
It just a dream
精灵：Don’t be sad my friend.Trust me you can make it
路人丙：Oh the ck is so cute.May I have a look？Oh ~ The ck is stick on my hands. I can’t put it down.Somebody help me.
路人乙：Cool down! I’m coming!
路人甲：I’m coming! I’m coming!
第四幕）
场景：皇宫内外
道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）
※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）
◎国王一行人站在城墙上
◎精灵领一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇后欣喜貌】
对白：
人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）
国王： Its noise what’s happening.
公主：It’s very funny
皇后：Look! she is laughing.My child is laughing
国王：Thanks God!Take the man in.
侍卫：Yes my lord.
国王：You made my daughter happy.What do you want?I can give every thing you want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….If you don’t mind……….
精灵：Please keep your words
皇后：Wait a minute !No I disagree.He is poor and stupid.
国王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!If you regret.Maybe I will never Laugh in my whole life.
国王：Ok! ok! Please don’t do it again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精灵：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me youCan make it
旁白：So they got married.
谢幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!
2、英语短剧 剧本 5分钟左右
《六人行》比较好
可以看看
比较幽默
一个场景也比较短
可以到下内面这个网址下对容白。
http://www.gotwavs.com/TV_Shows/Friends.shtml
3、英语微电影剧本
我觉得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些经典桥段，简单，朗朗上口，适合你们的人数组成。而且你只需稍作修改，并不需要浪费很多时间去写剧本。这是中英字幕的视频网址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上剧本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
译文：
第一部分
公爵：宽恕安东尼奥吧，夏洛克，别这样怀恨在心。
夏洛克：我说过一定要拿走我应得的那一磅肉。要是您不准许我得到它，那将是一种软弱的表现，人们将不再信你们的法律了。威尼斯不久就会丧失它的伟大。安东尼奥是我的敌人，我恨他。
巴萨尼奥：难道所有的人都要铲除他们所不爱的东西吗？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安东尼奥：跟夏洛克讲理是没有用的。别再等待了。对我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的东西给他。
巴萨尼奥：我将付给你六千块钱，用来归还安东尼奥借的那三千块钱。
夏洛克：即使你愿意我六倍于你刚才提出的钱数，我仍然要拿我应得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判给我！
公爵：先生们，请安静。夏洛克，如果你不宽恕别人，你自己怎能希望得到别人的宽恕呢？
夏洛克：我并没有做错事，我不怕审判。我要求给我应得的那一磅肉。
正当公爵不知道应该怎么办的时候，尼莉莎打扮成一个律师的书记员，带着鲍西娅刚拜访过的那位著名的律师的一封信，来到法庭。当公爵与尼莉莎谈话时，夏洛克准备好要从安东尼奥身上割下他应得的一磅肉。
这时，当庭宣读了律师的信。"我重病缠身。收到你的信时，我正同一位从罗马来的很有学问的年轻博士在一起。我把夏洛克与安东尼奥之间的争执对他讲了。我们研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要说的话。我请您让他替我作出判决。他很年轻，但是，我还从来不知道有这么年轻又这么聪明的人。"
这封信当庭宣读之后，鲍西娅穿着律师的衣服进屋来了。她作为法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博学的法官！我并不羡慕您的职业。这是一个最麻烦的案子。
鲍西娅：您好！请坐下。你叫安东尼奥吗？这是你与夏洛克签订的借约吗？
安东尼奥；是的。
鲍西娅：那么，夏洛克可得大发慈悲才是。他可得宽恕安东尼奥啊。
夏洛克：为什么我必得宽恕他呢？请告诉我这一点！
鲍西娅：慈悲带来益处。慈悲像甘露从天空中降到地面上，它不但赐福施予的人，而且赐福于受施的人。我们应该学会宽恕他人。你还要求得到这一磅肉吗？
夏洛克：我要求得到根据法律属于我的东西。
巴萨尼奥：我愿出十倍于安东尼奥的借款，请您把法律稍为变更一下，使我们能够救出安东尼奥的生命。
鲍西娅：请用你的脑袋想一想，先生。我们不能变更法律，要是变更了一条法律，那么人们还会要变更别的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聪明年轻的法官啊！
鲍西娅；让我看一看借约，就是安东尼奥向你许下的诺言。
夏活克：给您。
鲍西娅：我明白了。根据法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他从最靠近安东尼奥心脏的部位割下来。慈悲一点吧！让我撕毁这张借约吧。不能撕？那么，安东尼奥，你做好准备；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准备割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博学的法官！噢，聪明的年轻人！
鲍西娅：你带来了称肉的器具吗？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准备好了。 鲍西娅：夏洛克，你是否请了医生来给安东尼奥止血呢？
夏洛克：借约上可没有这一条。
巴萨尼奥：你这只狐狸！
鲍西娅：安东尼奥，你还想说什么吗？
安东尼奥：我只想说一点。巴萨尼奥，永别了。不要为我悲伤。把我的情况告诉你的妻子，对她说我多么爱你。要是夏洛克割得够深的话，我就要以整个心偿还他的债了。
巴萨尼奥：让我拥抱你一下，说声再见吧。我爱你胜过爱我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整个世界。（他哭了。）
鲍西娅：你的妻子听到你那么说是会不高兴的。
夏洛克：我们是在浪费时间。
鲍西娅：割走你要的那一磅肉吗！我宣布法庭许可你（这样做），法律（把它）判给你。
（夏洛克走向安东尼奥，准备动他的刀子。）
鲍西娅：且慢！事情还没完。安东尼奥许诺给你他身上的一磅肉。但是他并没有答应给你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你让他身上的血流下一滴，你将失去你所有的土地和财产。
夏洛克：法律上是这样说的吗？
鲍西娅：这就是法律。你要求公正，那么就让你得到公正吗，比你要求的还要多。
夏洛克：我愿意要钱。请给我加三倍还给我安东尼奥向我借的钱。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相关链接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴萨尼奥：钱在这儿。（他满怀喜悦地喊了出来。）
鲍西娅：别忙！夏洛克先前已经拒绝要钱了。他所要求的只是公正。这是他现在所能得到的一切。你必须割下整一磅肉，不准多也不准少。而且不准流一滴血。
（夏洛克转过身，要离开法庭。）
鲍西娅：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律规定任何企图杀害或谋害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必须被没收。他的钱和财产的一半必须给威尼斯城，另一半必须给他企图杀害的人。他的生命全凭公爵处置。因此你快快跪下请求公爵开恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饶恕和原谅。
公爵：我将不处死你，但是作为对你的惩罚，你的财产的一半现在是安东尼奥的了。你必须把另一半交给威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的钱财对我就像生命一样宝贵。它们是我唯一的安慰。你们没收了我的财物，也就是要了我的命。
安东尼奥：我将高兴地放弃我应得的夏洛克财产的那一半。夏洛克必须答应在他死后把这笔财产留给他的女儿和女婿。
夏洛克：我答应。现在让我回家吧。我不舒服。
4、英语小剧本
4人英语话剧剧本
(Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon.Today I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf”.)
Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is!
Bird: Good morning, Peter.
Peter: Good morning, Bird.
Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is calm. All is beautiful.
Duck: I’m a ck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door.
Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!
(Duck jumps into the pool.)
Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly?
Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.
(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)
Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.
Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.
(So the bird flies away.)
Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird?
Bird: You are a robber. Why don’t you rob me?
Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I?
I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.
Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The ck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?
Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf?
(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly.
The black cat runs away quickly.)
Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!
Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.
(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)
Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird and
the black cat.
(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)
Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.
Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool!
Can you catch me? Catch me!
(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment.
Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)
Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let him run away.
(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)
Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.
Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let’s go to the zoo. Let’s go to the zoo.
(Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How happy they are!)
5、可以拍成小视频的英语小剧本，人员一共4个，加一个摄像，拍出来大约3分钟
可以拍关于这几个人学英语的艰辛故事
6、英语话剧剧本（短篇)
英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正剧：(P,K出场)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)搞笑小品
Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
K: Oh?! You are right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状) Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
7、求几篇短篇的英语情景剧剧本
阿q外传
阿Q： hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q.
I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner， but I don't believe it .
老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.
阿Q： oh ,your fathers birthday?
How old is your father?
老板： hah, he is dead.
阿Q： oh he is`````
I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that
But when did your father die ?
老板： Two years before I was born.
阿Q： Oh ,two years before you were born ?
老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .
阿Q： of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```
老板： en?
阿Q： I just want some more money. Some more money``
老板： you want some more money?
阿Q： Yes , some more money master.
老板： hahah ,打他
Tell you , no way
阿Q： No way ```哭
老板： I can find some body to help you .
阿Q：Somebody to help me? Who?
老板： WUMA, come here .
Wuma, be quick.
阿Q： wuma ? 登场wuma
老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with AQ.
AQ`````打他
阿Q： master ,
老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.
阿Q： NO problem`.
老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.
阿Q： OF course not.
老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.
阿Q： OH animals to eat .
OK`````
老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .
阿Q： Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下场
阿Q：eng ``` wuma , wuma .
Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma
吴妈： My name is wuma
阿Q： wuma how many husbands do you have?
吴妈： only one
阿Q： she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?
W : he is dead
阿Q： OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money
吴妈： so you have o lot of wives?
阿Q： a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.
吴妈： are they beautiful?
阿Q： of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals.
I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you.
I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.
Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````
I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife.
Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.
吴妈： what ? what did you say?
阿Q： wuma, I just want to sleep with you..
吴妈： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````
P: Wher is the wolf ?
W : here
P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it .
Beautiful woman! May I know your name?
吴妈： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.
警察：May I know your name？
吴妈：My name is Wu Ma，People call me Wuma.
警察：Oh Wuma，how many husband do you have？
吴妈：Only one.
警察：Oh，only one？How old is she？
吴妈：He is dead.
警察：Dead？Good.
警察：Wuma，I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
警察 阿Q：Wuma… （动作）
警察：阿Q啊…
阿Q：ei…
警察：Wuma is very beautifu，right？
老板：阿Q啊
阿Q：Oh，master！（警察吓趴下）
老板：what did u do to Wuma？
阿Q：I did nothing！I did nothing！
老板：Stop！Stop！
阿Q：AH…
老板：Wuma， Come here！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察吓醒！）
警察：Nice to meet you…
老板：Wuma，coffee，coffee…
警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吴妈
老板：Delicious coffee！
警察：Beautiful woman…
老板：Let’s cheers！
警察：OK，Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.
老板：What？
警察：（从口袋里拿出钱）Ten thousands.
老板：What do you mean？
警察：I want Wuma.
老板：Ah？You want Wuma？
阿Q：（冲过来）Master！
老板：My dear sir，you know，tomorrow is my farther’s birthday.I need her to work for me.
警察：I know，I know！
老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…
警察：One million！
老板：One million？
警察：I want Wuma.
阿Q：（冲过来）I want Wuma.
老板：My dear Sir，you know，tomorrow is really my father’s birthday.
警察：I know，I know…
老板：you know…
警察：（掏出枪）I want Wuma！
老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！
警察：Thank you ！hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出钱，塞到吴妈手中)You see，I’m good.
吴妈：撒掉钱，老板去捡
警察：Shit，I will kill you.
阿Q：哼，我手持钢鞭将你打！Master！
警察：哼 Wma，if you don’t go with me，I will kill you at once.
阿Q：You can’t hurt her.
警察：eng，bia（用枪打阿Q）
阿Q：I am hurt，I am dying Wuma，but before I die，I will draw a picture for you.wait a moment. (冲到老板面前，嚎哭)Master，this is my last request.（忽然站立）Master I just want a big piece of paper. （甩开老板）Be quick！（倒向吴妈）
吴妈：阿Q，are you all right？
阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma， you know I am not a wolf.
吴妈：I know，I know.
阿Q：Wuma，Do you know，I love you very much？Wma。I just want you to be my wife，Ok？
吴妈：OK，I will be your wife.
阿Q：But Wuma，you know，I am very poor.
吴妈：I don’t care，I don’t care.
阿Q：咳嗽 咳嗽
警察：Ah，this is a big pen.
老板：Ah，this is small paper.（跑开） And this is large paper，here you are.
阿Q：A big pen，OK！哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma.
三人一起摇晃，阿Q倒地拿起画，上面两个心
阿Q：Wuma，this is the only picture for you，Wuma I am dying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地
警察：So Wuma， you just go with me !
老板：No Wuma， you just go with me !
警察：go with me..（你在这边）
老板：go with me
警察：Hahaq，This is my wife No.6.
吴妈，no，no，no，I don’t want go with you.
老板：Haha you see，poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl. What should I do now？Oh，I know （把尸体拖走）He is so heavy！
8、求一篇英文短剧剧本
http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/ 这个网站上有，五个人的，六个人的，都是一些话剧，可以根据自己的需要选v 英文剧本 Legend of phoenix (2007-09-06 21:36:03)
v 英文电影剧本 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2007-09-06 21:35:00)
v 英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money (2007-06-30 10:48:31)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 (2007-03-30 12:03:58)
v 《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） (2007-03-30 12:03:58)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:57)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money (2007-03-30 12:03:57)
v 英语小剧本-----小红帽 (2007-03-30 12:03:56)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 貂禅 (2007-03-30 12:03:56)
v 英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语小品剧本-- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
v 英语小品剧本 -- Big words of western tour （大话西游） (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
v 英语小品剧本 -- Learn to love (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 防空洞英文剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:51)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 男孩和他的树>----中英文 (2007-03-30 12:03:51)
v 英语小品 Another day in paradise (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
v 英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Gifts （礼物） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:46)
v 英语小品剧本 -- THE MASK 面膜 (2007-03-30 12:03:46
9、需要一份10分钟左右5个人表演的英语幽默短剧本或者视频的地址（高分）
楼上晚枫这个段子不错
4妻子
护士:旁白
商人呐?
中国的妻子1
妻子2感
中文:妻子3
4妻子W4:
护士:有一位富有的商人娶了四个老婆。他所爱的小老婆最和装饰她的衣裳和美味佳肴。他对她体贴入微,给她只不过是最好的。
男:我也爱我的第三位老婆。我为她感到骄傲,并常来炫耀她的朋友。然而,我十分害怕,怕她与其他男人跑了。
护士:当然,商人也爱二老婆,她既善解人意。她是一个很体贴人,并常在朋友面前炫耀的资本。
我是他的妻子。每当他遇到困难时,他总是转向我,我总是会帮助他解决困难,度过难关。
我是他的第一个妻子,一个非常忠诚的伴侣,已经作出了重大贡献,在维护自己的财富和业务以及照顾家庭。然而,他不喜欢我,尽管我爱他,他几乎没有注意到我。
护士:有一天,这个商人得了重病。不久以后,他知道他是将不久于人世。他想起了他,告诉自己奢华的生活.
男:我现在有四个老婆和我在一起。但是当我死时,我会感到孤独。我将多么孤单!我要问我的4妻子。
(他)嘿,亲爱的第四夫人,我最疼你,给你买最漂亮的衣服,还对你呵护备至。现在我就要离开这个世界了,你愿意随我而去,与我相伴吗?
W4:不可能!再见,垂死的人!
哦,她回答我,就像一把锋利的刀子进入了我的心。我很难过。第三位老婆,我要问我。
第三位老婆(转向)亲爱的,我爱你一辈子。现在我就要离开这个世界了,你愿意随我而去,与我相伴吗?
中文:不!生活是如此的美好!我要你死后我会改嫁他人!
男:我觉得我的心倏地下沉,渐渐变冷。我要问我的妻子。
(二)向亲爱的,我妻子过去常常求助于你,你总是帮助我。现在我想再请你帮一次忙。当我死后,你愿意随我而去,与我相伴吗?
那:对不起,我不能帮助你!在大多数的事,我只能给你的死亡。
她的回答犹如晴天霹雳,我真的很伤心。
我将离开与你在一起时的感觉。我将跟你,无论你走到哪里。
哦,亲爱的,你是第一个妻子苗条,几乎像你得了营养不良。我非常难过,但我对你们说,我应该好好地照顾你啊!
护士:事实上,我们都有四个老婆在我们的生活
小老婆代表我们的躯体。无论我们花费多少的时间和精力在使它看起来很好,它会让我们当我们死。
第三位老婆?我们的财物、地位和财富。一旦我们撒手西去,它终究会转向他人。
二老婆则代表了我们的家人与朋友。不管如何关闭时,他们已经为我们在那儿我们活着的时候,我们就可以最远是坟墓。
至于大老婆,她则是我们的灵魂,在我们经常被忽视的追求物质、金钱或感官享受的。
你猜怎麽了?她才是唯一与我们永远相伴。或许这是一个好主意,现在,而不是等到我们正在垂死
10、求几个5到6分钟的英语短剧的剧本!
A Brother Like That
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.
"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.
Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated.
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother
like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?"
"Oh yes, Id love that."
After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?"
Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.
He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.
"There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . "
内容：
哥哥的心愿
圣诞节时，保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车。圣诞节当天，保罗离开办公室时，一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车，十分赞叹地问：
"先生，这是你的车？"
保罗点点头："这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物。"男孩满脸惊讶，支支吾吾地说："你是说这是你哥送的礼物，没花你一分钱？天哪，我真希望也能……"
保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么。他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥。但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料。
"我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥。"男孩继续说。
保罗惊愕地看着那男孩，冲口而出地说："你要不要坐我的车去兜风？"
"哦，当然好了，我太想坐了！"
车开了一小段路后，那孩子转过头来，眼睛闪闪发亮，对我说："先生，你能不能把车子开到我家门前？"
保罗微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀，让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家。但是这次保罗又猜错了。"你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了阶梯，过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了，但动作似乎有些缓慢。原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了，将他安置在第一个台阶上，紧紧地抱着他，指着那辆新车。
只听那男孩告诉弟弟："你看，这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车。这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦！将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车，到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时，挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了，就象我告诉过你的那样。"
保罗走下车子，把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座。兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风。
那个圣诞夜，保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的"施比受更有福"的道理。