1、一個,國外搞笑短視頻
現在短視頻軟體超多,但是個人還是常用微視
平時在上面看一些搞笑的短視頻,根本就停不下來
而且日常也會用裡面的特效拍一些短視頻,歌詞字幕、照片卡點、一鍵出片,就算手殘也能拍出網紅那種專業效果。
2、誰有6人英語搞笑短劇劇本?15分鍾左右
【5人英語copy短劇】阿拉丁傳說
The
Tale
of
Aladdin
【7人英語短劇】Cinderella
灰姑娘
7人
短劇
【The
Gifts
(禮物)】中英文短劇劇本
【4人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說
The
Tale
of
Aladdin
【7人英文話劇】花木蘭
Mulan
【Big
words
of
western
tour
(大話西遊)】小品劇本
參考資料:
http://hi.網路.com/mingyuanpng/blog/item/fd76523f3e6cd4c17c1e719e.html
3、急!!!求英語搞笑短劇劇本。
英語搞笑短劇劇本 AprilFool'sDayN: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?F: Ok, hereU: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! (上前抓木棒,卻被粘在上面) Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! (吃驚地)D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! (走向木棒)D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!D2: You can come, so I can come, too! (也被粘在木棒上) Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?D1: What a pity!N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. (抓stick ,也被粘住) Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?F: April 1.轉自:K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 請問這個可以嗎??
4、尋找國外一個搞笑的短視頻,那個好像不到4分鍾的樣子
騰訊微視裡面有好多搞笑短視頻,
只要在手機上安裝個微視就可以看這些搞笑短視頻了,
微視裡面不止可以看視頻,還可以拍攝視頻編輯視頻等等
5、急需一份10分鍾左右的搞笑英語短劇劇本。要新鮮點的。
4人英語短劇劇本[搞笑版大話西遊]10分鍾左右
Three Times』 Beating Monster
人物:T唐僧 S:孫悟空 E:豬八戒 J:沙僧
B:白骨精 B1:B變成的村姑 B2:B變成的太婆
B3:B變化成的老頭 N:哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出,遞給S)
S: Look,master (湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉向E)
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (縮手)I』ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can』t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn』t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(兇相)?
E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don』t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master』s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let』s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《鬥地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
B1: (接近三人,望著)Can I join you?
T: I』m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准備開電網門)
S: (回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: (倒)Ah……
T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don』t……
T:It』s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲,走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T: (嗆住,咳)Wukong,I』m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I』ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地屍體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看後面是什麼,T擋)
S: (咬牙切齒)You monster, I』ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身後,S打,不想打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2屍體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I』ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險些暈,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲,離去)(音樂,營造 「假」悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出現) Ha,ha,ha!(三屍體B1,B2,B3在B招手後「飄」走)
T: (驚)You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被擊退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B後,打B,B暈)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.
N: (搖醒B)You are under arrest .(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏)
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..
6、跪求外國經典搞笑劇本?
你好,希望我的回答對你有所幫助!
舞台正中有一低案,虛擬門。
鄒忌(台側上,到正中椅子上坐下,擺思想者POSS):徐公,徐公,你居然搶了我齊國第一美男的位置!上耶!(閃電聲)
鄒妻(另側上):夫君,你回來啦?怎麼也不吱一聲?
鄒忌:吱
鄒妻:厄。。。嬋娟,夫君來了,還不快上茶?
嬋娟:是(幕後)
鄒忌:嘿嘿嘿,這位女士,正所謂男女授受不親,你我還是保持距離為好。
鄒妻:(委屈狀)夫君,你這是怎麼了?!
鄒忌:怎麼,我有什麼問題嗎。
鄒妻:想當年,你與我情投意合,成雙成對,可自從你當了官以後,我們的距離越來越大。(欲哭狀)
鄒忌:夫人,別這樣嘛!
鄒妻:當年的你,到底哪去了?(背景樂:不能說的秘密)
鄒忌:夫人。你也太誇張了吧。
背景樂換天仙配
鄒妻:樹上的鳥兒成雙對。
鄒忌:做你的夫君真受罪。
從今再不受那奴役苦
卻得回家守母老虎
你耕田來我織布
我賺錢來你消費
寒窯雖破能避風雨
房價上漲買不起
你我好比那同林鳥
大難臨頭各自飛
鄒妻:夫君!(撒嬌狀)
鄒忌:好了,夫人,別生氣啦。
嬋娟:哼!(背對鄒忌)
鄒忌:夫人!我到外頭忙,不也為的是這個家嗎!
鄒妻:好啦好啦,我又不是不懂。
鄒忌:那就是啦,我的好夫人。對了,夫人是否認識徐公?
鄒妻:認識啊,不就是城北那個快男嘛!
鄒忌:那夫人覺得,我與徐公,誰更美?
鄒妻:那當然是夫君您啦。要不然,妾身怎會對夫君一見鍾情,生死相許呢?(I AM WAITING FOR YOU)
鄒忌:哈哈哈,有夫人這話那我鄒忌就不妄為齊國大夫了。
鄒妻:好了,夫君,過來喝茶吧。
嬋娟:大人請喝茶。(端可樂上)
鄒忌:(噴出)這茶怎麼是洋味的。
嬋娟:那是韓先生送的,叫可口可樂。
鄒忌:(發怒狀)我要喝綠茶!
嬋娟:是。(跑下場,帶統一綠茶上)大人,請喝。
鄒忌:嗯,這個好。(對觀眾)親近自然,統一綠茶。
鄒忌:好了,嬋娟我問你,你可認識城北徐公?
嬋娟:何止認識!(見鄒忌不滿)就那麼一點點啦。
鄒忌:你說,徐公與我,誰更帥?
嬋娟:當然是徐。。。鄒大人您啦!
鄒忌:好,好(對觀眾)男人,就是要長得帥一點!
韓武:(台側跑上)這應該就是齊國第一自以為是美男的美男,鄒大夫家了吧。
鄒妻:夫君,外面好像有人找你。
鄒忌:找誰呢(朝門外喊道)鬼鬼祟祟。
韓武:請問,鄒大(讀DAI)夫在嗎?
鄒忌:你是說,齊國皇家醫院的周大夫?
韓武:NONONO!我找的是齊國大夫鄒大夫(讀正確)
鄒忌:早說嘛(開門)這不是韓武先生嗎!
韓武:韓武拜見鄒大夫(鞠躬)
鄒忌:不用不用(回禮)
韓武:一定要,一定要(再鞠躬)
鄒忌:免禮免禮(回禮)
韓武:非禮非禮(向前一步,磕中鄒忌頭)
鄒忌:啊!
韓武:鄒大人沒事吧(關心狀)
鄒忌:沒事,沒事。(慢慢坐下)請坐
韓武:鄒大人,此番前來,我是有事相求。
鄒忌:(看向別處)說
韓武:我要申請進出口的通關渡牒。
鄒忌:(還是向別處)啊,是,是啊。
韓武:大人,大人!
鄒忌:(回過神)哦,你說渡牒是吧。
韓武:是。
鄒忌:怎麼,你又要進口可樂?
韓武:難道鄒大夫不喜歡可樂?
鄒忌:(面對觀眾)可樂雖好,可不能貪杯啊。
韓武:那鄒大夫大可放心,這次我准備大量出口王老吉。
鄒忌:哦?!出口哪國?
韓武:秦國
鄒忌:可先生可曾知,我國與秦國素來不怎麼交往啊。
韓武:大人放心。素聞秦國人容易上火,急需清熱解毒的良方啊!(對觀眾)怕上火喝王老吉!YEAH!
鄒忌:那你是想借機傾銷,並且打通我國與秦國的外交關系?
韓武:正有此意。
鄒忌:好好!勞韓先生費心了,我明天就去辦理。
韓武:多謝鄒大人。
鄒忌:對了,韓先生,你可認識城北徐公。
韓武:怎麼不認識!江湖素來就有南鄒北徐之稱,徐公那可是一號人物啊!
鄒忌:我怎麼不知道這說法。(不滿狀)那徐公是不是很歷害?
韓武:今晚齊國中央電視台就有直播,大人可以自己去看。
鄒忌:那我問你,徐公比我,誰更美呢?
韓武:(眼珠一轉)徐公當然沒有大人美了。鄒大夫俊美,齊國上下誰人不知,哪人不曉。瞧大夫天庭飽滿,地閣方圓,眉若卧蠶,目若朗星,鼻若懸梁,唇若柳刀,酷!再加上大夫整日伴於君側,輔佐朝政,如此培養出的高貴氣質,使您更顯神采奕奕,氣宇軒昂,如玉樹臨風。那徐公不過是一介草民,怎能與鄒大夫相比。
鄒忌:哈哈哈,過獎過獎,我也只是沾了齊王的光啊。
韓武:好了,鄒大人,韓某還有公務在身,不能久留,先告辭了。
鄒忌:那韓先生走好。(送致門口)
韓武:(出門後)嘿嘿,男人也喜歡花言巧語,美男,哈!
鄒忌:嗯,中央電視台,反正沒事,看看也無妨。(對台下)夫人,嬋娟,都過來。
鄒妻:夫君,怎麼了?
鄒忌:閑得無聊,陪我看看電視如何?
鄒妻:好啊。(對嬋娟)嬋娟,去開電視。
電視打開,背景音樂起新聞聯播。
甲:各位觀眾早上好,我是主持人甲。
乙:我是主持人乙。今天是猴年馬月的地球撞慧星日,歡迎收看齊國中央電視台新聞聯播節目。
甲:首先介紹一下這次節目的主要內容。
乙:楚靈王會見齊國大使晏子。
甲:趙魏韓三國公然分裂晉國,晉國外交部發言人公開表示抗議。
乙:下面請聽詳細內容。
乙:據齊國駐楚國記者剛剛發回的報道,齊國外交官晏子一行五人出訪楚國,受到楚靈王及王後的親切接見。賓主在友好的氣氛中,就貿易與合作,科技與交流,和平與發展等問題進行了誠摯友好的會談。
甲:昨晚舉行快樂男生戰國賽區總決賽,齊威王以一首秧歌舞獲得總冠軍。
乙:下面是國際新聞
甲:最新消息,趙、魏、韓三國企圖分裂晉國。晉國外交部發言人「進貢」強烈譴責這種分裂行徑。他在發言中指出:晉國始終堅持一個晉國的原則,晉國的領土和主權完整不容分割,這種行為極大地傷害了晉國人民的感情,要求趙韓魏三國停止分裂並向晉國人民道歉
乙:由於魯國秘密研製核武器,引起周邊各國的強烈不滿。秦國現任國君秦恆公表示,魯國如果不停止核試驗並向國際社會道歉,秦國將出兵進行武力干預。
韓武:韓武拜見鄒大夫。
乙:接下來是專題節目,永遠的豐碑。此次節目介紹的是上一屆快樂男生的總冠軍,江湖上素有北徐之稱的齊國傳奇人物——徐公。現將進行現場采訪,大家歡迎。
徐公(上台):觀眾朋友們,你們好嗎?
鄒妻:(熱烈鼓掌)徐公,徐公。
鄒忌:嗯?!夫人請自重。
鄒妻:(回神)哦。。。
乙:我國素來就有南鄒北徐之城,不知徐公對此有什麼看法呢?
徐公:哈哈哈,那隻是虛名而已啊。
乙:徐公果真是謙虛啊,大家為徐公鼓掌。
甲:(搶過鏡頭)請問徐公,您對您的美貌有什麼看法。
徐公:一句話:一般一般,亞洲第三。
甲:那你是如何保持這樣的美貌的?
徐公:其實我以前臉上長滿了痘痘,自從用了滿亭潔面乳後,痘痘全不見了,肌膚又白又嫩。看這里,看這里,看這里。
鄒妻:夫君,我也想要耶!
鄒忌:(氣憤的)都是騙人的廣告,不看也罷,換台。
幕布蓋上,揭開。
乙:歡迎收看收視里暴低的娛樂節目,齊國操操操。今天我們請來了重量級嘉賓齊威王為我們做現場表演。
音樂豬八戒背媳婦,齊王扭秧歌。
乙:看,齊王即興為我們表演了他的拿手好戲秧歌舞。
鄒忌:什麼爛節目,不看了不看了,關了。
電視關,音樂停。忽然幕布拉開,齊威王從電視爬出,放歌劇2。
王:搞什麼,人家跳個秧歌你也不讓,你這大夫是不想做下去啦!
鄒忌:(大驚)臣不知王駕道,未能遠迎,還望恕罪!
王:無罪無罪,哼!(坐到椅子上)
鄒忌:大王,微臣有話,不知當講否?
王:別廢話,照台詞念下去。
鄒忌:大王可認識臣北徐公?
王:認識,不就是和我搶快男冠軍,這一次失敗的那個嘛!
鄒忌:那大王覺得,我與他誰更美呢?
王:比他作甚,無論你們誰美,我也不能把你們納入後宮啊!
鄒忌:臣不是這意思。
王:那你是什麼意思。
鄒忌:臣沒別的意思。
王:那你有什麼意思。
鄒忌:臣實在沒意思。
王:那沒意思你跟我說什麼?
鄒忌:(眩暈)臣只是想說,今日臣見到徐公,貌美無可匹敵!
王:鄒愛卿,嗯,你不是同性戀吧?
鄒忌:微臣不敢做此有悖人倫之事。
王:那我就放心了。鄒愛卿不要傷心。大丈夫頂天立地靠的是智慧、膽識,不然你怎
會是大夫.而徐公僅是庶民呢!再說,長得帥又怎麼樣?不就是多迷倒幾個小姑娘嗎?而我卻要靠你安邦定國,扶大廈之將傾,挽狂瀾之即倒,運籌帷幄之中,決勝千里之外,把齊國建設成為七國的中心、世界的中心。鄒愛卿,你是齊國的高級公共管理人員。就是拿一百個徐公,我也不換你啦。
鄒忌:那一千個呢?
王:那我還要考慮一下。。厄。。鄒愛卿到底想說什麼?
鄒忌:君王可知,臣妻、臣妾、臣客,都說臣比徐公美。
王:他們也是好意嘛。(對觀眾)真不要臉
鄒忌:君王,臣之妻私愛臣,臣之妾畏懼臣,臣之客有求於臣,故都說臣美。
王:有理。
鄒忌:微臣想到了君王您。
王:哦?!
鄒忌:現在齊國疆界方圓千里,城池百餘座。君王的愛妃,沒有一個不愛您;您的臣子,沒有一個不畏懼您;各國的諸侯,沒有一個不有求於您。所以臣以為,君王所受到的蒙蔽實在是不小啊。
王:(起身,踱步,來回一次)鄒愛卿所言極是。鄒愛卿筆墨伺候。
鄒忌:嬋娟,筆墨伺候。嬋娟端筆墨上,置於案上。
王:鄒愛卿,你來寫。
鄒忌:(拿起筆)微臣准備好了。
王:寫吧。
鄒忌:寫啥?
王:該寫啥寫啥。
鄒忌:那得您說啊。
王:那。。。好吧,我說了。群臣吏民,能當面批評寡人之過者,受上賞?上書諫寡人者,受中賞;能私下議論,而又讓寡人耳聞者,受下賞。望我群臣吏民,不自欺,不欺人;不欺世,不盜名;不歌頌昇平,不粉飾黑暗;卓然自立,誠實無偽。欽此。
鄒忌(停筆):君王聖明。
王:那是當然,不然怎麼當君王的。
鄒忌:那您能不能再說一次,剛才我沒注意。。。
王:(大怒)你。。你。。你。。(暈倒)
背景樂向天再借五百年。
7、急需一份英語十五分鍾以內短劇劇本 十一人 經典搞笑都可
人物:A, B, C
A和B為朋友
C 為小偷
A and B waits for the bus with hands full of shopping bags. A carrying expensive LV handbag. C stands next to A.
The bus comes and all three board the bus.
A: I'm tired out from all that shopping!
B: Yeah but we managed to get quite a few good bargains!
C looks around, a little nervous. Stands closer to A
The road is a little bumpy and the stuffy air is somewhat uncomfortable. A turns to C
A(to C): Excuse me, sir. Can you stop leaning towards me?
C: sorry (move away)
B: Are you alright?
A: Yes, but he makes me feel uncomfortable.
B: Relax, we only have 2 more stops to go.
公車繼續向前
C turn to A
C:May I know which stop to alight to get to XX mall?
A is not sure and asks B, turning her head away from C. C took the chance to put his hand into A's handbag, A is oblivious as she/he is busy talking to B.
A: *give directions to C* take 4 more stops from here and alight, walk north until you see a McDonalds, and then turn right, you should see the shopping mall
C puts something into his bag
C: thank you.
C accidentally drops something from his bag
A: Wait a minute! What is my keychain doing in your bag?
C looks at A nervously
A: are you a pickpocket?
C: no...I...(door opens, C runs to the door)
B grabs C as C run past B
C: I'm sorry. I'm urgently in need of cash so...
A: Please return my purse and promise you would not do it again.
C: yes I promise.
B:alright, we'll let you off this time but don't let us catch you doing it again.
8、求國外經典搞笑視頻短片並詢問一些細節。。。
《好漢兩個半》