1、求五分鍾的英語短劇劇本
（第一幕）
場景：森林
（道具：椅子、草叢、樹、鴨）
（道具：籃子、麵包、胡蘿卜、玉米、斧頭、笛子）
◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音樂（森林狂想曲）
◎動物兩邊後台進場
◎傻子和動物一起嬉戲
◎笛聲音樂起時，精靈蹦蹦
跳跳進場
對白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鳥、精靈）
旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.
His name is Billy. He is too stupid, so he doesn't have any friends. He is always a lone,
but he likes to go to the forest.
There are many animals there.
One day, the idiot goes to forest.
There are birds, deers, rabbits beside him.
Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook jumped to him.
傻子：Hi ! The music is great.
Would you please to teaching me？【傻子作懇求狀】
精靈：Ok! No problem.
But I am hungry now.【精靈作飢餓狀】
傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出麵包】
精靈：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.
Nice to meet you.【精靈作好吃及滿足狀】【精靈脫帽示好】
傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.
精靈：Do you like it?
精靈：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精靈開始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?
精靈：Yes! Go on! Go on!
傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.
精靈：You can have it.This is a gift for you.
傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鴉後十分驚喜】
※下音樂（森林狂想曲）
◎傻子拿著提籃及鴉子、和精靈、動物們快樂退場
（第二幕）
場景：皇宮
（道具：椅子、城牆、）
（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、醫葯箱、聽診器）
◎公主坐在舞台上
◎國王走來走去手足無措狀
◎公主面無表情、百般無聊
【國王非常驚慌焦急狀】
對白（人物：國王、皇後、公主、侍衛、御醫）
國王：Smile! Please smile.
國王：Oh my poor little girl.Why do you never smile.What』s matter with you?
皇後：Please don』t worry my dear. I have a good idea.Where is the doctor?
國王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up！Hurry up！
西御醫：Your Majesty!Princess is very well.
中御醫：I』m sorry. Maybe she is just unhappy.
國王：Get away and never come here again.
皇後：No! I don』t believe. What shall we do?
國王：All right! All right! Don』t cry. Anyway I will do my best.
◎國王對著天空宣誓
◎退場：
國王牽著皇後哭哭啼啼
公主冷漠
侍衛雄壯威武
（第三幕）
場景：大街
（道具：菜籃、花籃、水果籃、城牆、鴉、笛）
※下音樂（土耳其進行曲）
◎大街人來人往熱鬧狀
對白：
人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）
旁白：There are many people on this street,is very noisy.
侍衛：Pay attention please!Pay attention please!If anyone can make our princess Laugh.
He can marry with her.Our holy king will never regret!
傻子：The princess is so beautiful.She is my dream lover.
路人甲：Look him！Such a dirty man.He wants to married Our princess.
路人乙：Don』t be silly.It』s impossible.
傻子：Yes….they are right,how can I get her?
It just a dream
精靈：Don』t be sad my friend.Trust me you can make it
路人丙：Oh the ck is so cute.May I have a look？Oh ~ The ck is stick on my hands. I can』t put it down.Somebody help me.
路人乙：Cool down! I』m coming!
路人甲：I』m coming! I』m coming!
第四幕）
場景：皇宮內外
道具：（鴉、笛、城牆）
※下音樂（森林狂想曲 ）
◎國王一行人站在城牆上
◎精靈領一排人上台
【公主忍不住大笑】
【皇後欣喜貌】
對白：
人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）
國王： Its noise what』s happening.
公主：It』s very funny
皇後：Look! she is laughing.My child is laughing
國王：Thanks God!Take the man in.
侍衛：Yes my lord.
國王：You made my daughter happy.What do you want?I can give every thing you want
傻子：well……I think….I mean…….If you don』t mind……….
精靈：Please keep your words
皇後：Wait a minute !No I disagree.He is poor and stupid.
國王：Let me see.
公主：My dear father!If you regret.Maybe I will never Laugh in my whole life.
國王：Ok! ok! Please don』t do it again. My sweet heart.
傻子：Would you married me?.
公主：Yes I do
精靈：It is wonderful.
I told you : trust me youCan make it
旁白：So they got married.
謝幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!
2、英語短劇 劇本 5分鍾左右
《六人行》比較好
可以看看
比較幽默
一個場景也比較短
可以到下內面這個網址下對容白。
http://www.gotwavs.com/TV_Shows/Friends.shtml
3、英語微電影劇本
我覺得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些經典橋段，簡單，朗朗上口，適合你們的人數組成。而且你只需稍作修改，並不需要浪費很多時間去寫劇本。這是中英字幕的視頻網址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上劇本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
譯文：
第一部分
公爵：寬恕安東尼奧吧，夏洛克，別這樣懷恨在心。
夏洛克：我說過一定要拿走我應得的那一磅肉。要是您不準許我得到它，那將是一種軟弱的表現，人們將不再信你們的法律了。威尼斯不久就會喪失它的偉大。安東尼奧是我的敵人，我恨他。
巴薩尼奧：難道所有的人都要鏟除他們所不愛的東西嗎？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安東尼奧：跟夏洛克講理是沒有用的。別再等待了。對我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的東西給他。
巴薩尼奧：我將付給你六千塊錢，用來歸還安東尼奧借的那三千塊錢。
夏洛克：即使你願意我六倍於你剛才提出的錢數，我仍然要拿我應得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判給我！
公爵：先生們，請安靜。夏洛克，如果你不寬恕別人，你自己怎能希望得到別人的寬恕呢？
夏洛克：我並沒有做錯事，我不怕審判。我要求給我應得的那一磅肉。
正當公爵不知道應該怎麼辦的時候，尼莉莎打扮成一個律師的書記員，帶著鮑西婭剛拜訪過的那位著名的律師的一封信，來到法庭。當公爵與尼莉莎談話時，夏洛克准備好要從安東尼奧身上割下他應得的一磅肉。
這時，當庭宣讀了律師的信。"我重病纏身。收到你的信時，我正同一位從羅馬來的很有學問的年輕博士在一起。我把夏洛克與安東尼奧之間的爭執對他講了。我們研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要說的話。我請您讓他替我作出判決。他很年輕，但是，我還從來不知道有這么年輕又這么聰明的人。"
這封信當庭宣讀之後，鮑西婭穿著律師的衣服進屋來了。她作為法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博學的法官！我並不羨慕您的職業。這是一個最麻煩的案子。
鮑西婭：您好！請坐下。你叫安東尼奧嗎？這是你與夏洛克簽訂的借約嗎？
安東尼奧；是的。
鮑西婭：那麼，夏洛克可得大發慈悲才是。他可得寬恕安東尼奧啊。
夏洛克：為什麼我必得寬恕他呢？請告訴我這一點！
鮑西婭：慈悲帶來益處。慈悲像甘露從天空中降到地面上，它不但賜福施予的人，而且賜福於受施的人。我們應該學會寬恕他人。你還要求得到這一磅肉嗎？
夏洛克：我要求得到根據法律屬於我的東西。
巴薩尼奧：我願出十倍於安東尼奧的借款，請您把法律稍為變更一下，使我們能夠救出安東尼奧的生命。
鮑西婭：請用你的腦袋想一想，先生。我們不能變更法律，要是變更了一條法律，那麼人們還會要變更別的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聰明年輕的法官啊！
鮑西婭；讓我看一看借約，就是安東尼奧向你許下的諾言。
夏活克：給您。
鮑西婭：我明白了。根據法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他從最靠近安東尼奧心臟的部位割下來。慈悲一點吧！讓我撕毀這張借約吧。不能撕？那麼，安東尼奧，你做好准備；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准備割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博學的法官！噢，聰明的年輕人！
鮑西婭：你帶來了稱肉的器具嗎？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准備好了。 鮑西婭：夏洛克，你是否請了醫生來給安東尼奧止血呢？
夏洛克：借約上可沒有這一條。
巴薩尼奧：你這只狐狸！
鮑西婭：安東尼奧，你還想說什麼嗎？
安東尼奧：我只想說一點。巴薩尼奧，永別了。不要為我悲傷。把我的情況告訴你的妻子，對她說我多麼愛你。要是夏洛克割得夠深的話，我就要以整個心償還他的債了。
巴薩尼奧：讓我擁抱你一下，說聲再見吧。我愛你勝過愛我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整個世界。（他哭了。）
鮑西婭：你的妻子聽到你那麼說是會不高興的。
夏洛克：我們是在浪費時間。
鮑西婭：割走你要的那一磅肉嗎！我宣布法庭許可你（這樣做），法律（把它）判給你。
（夏洛克走向安東尼奧，准備動他的刀子。）
鮑西婭：且慢！事情還沒完。安東尼奧許諾給你他身上的一磅肉。但是他並沒有答應給你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你讓他身上的血流下一滴，你將失去你所有的土地和財產。
夏洛克：法律上是這樣說的嗎？
鮑西婭：這就是法律。你要求公正，那麼就讓你得到公正嗎，比你要求的還要多。
夏洛克：我願意要錢。請給我加三倍還給我安東尼奧向我借的錢。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相關鏈接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴薩尼奧：錢在這兒。（他滿懷喜悅地喊了出來。）
鮑西婭：別忙！夏洛克先前已經拒絕要錢了。他所要求的只是公正。這是他現在所能得到的一切。你必須割下整一磅肉，不準多也不準少。而且不準流一滴血。
（夏洛克轉過身，要離開法庭。）
鮑西婭：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律規定任何企圖殺害或謀害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必須被沒收。他的錢和財產的一半必須給威尼斯城，另一半必須給他企圖殺害的人。他的生命全憑公爵處置。因此你快快跪下請求公爵開恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饒恕和原諒。
公爵：我將不處死你，但是作為對你的懲罰，你的財產的一半現在是安東尼奧的了。你必須把另一半交給威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的錢財對我就像生命一樣寶貴。它們是我唯一的安慰。你們沒收了我的財物，也就是要了我的命。
安東尼奧：我將高興地放棄我應得的夏洛克財產的那一半。夏洛克必須答應在他死後把這筆財產留給他的女兒和女婿。
夏洛克：我答應。現在讓我回家吧。我不舒服。
4、英語小劇本
4人英語話劇劇本
(Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon.Today I』ll tell you a story. It is 「Peter and the Wolf」.)
Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is!
Bird: Good morning, Peter.
Peter: Good morning, Bird.
Bird: It』s a fine morning, isn』t it! All is calm. All is beautiful.
Duck: I』m a ck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door.
Now I』m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!
(Duck jumps into the pool.)
Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can』t fly?
Duck: Aren』t you a bird! You can』t swim? You see. I can.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I』m clever. You are a fool.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I』m clever. You are a fool.
(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)
Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.
Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.
(So the bird flies away.)
Duck: You are a thief. Why don』t you catch that bird?
Bird: You are a robber. Why don』t you rob me?
Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I?
I』m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.
Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The ck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?
Peter: I』m a young pioneer. I』m very brave. How can I dare a wolf?
(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly.
The black cat runs away quickly.)
Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!
Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.
(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)
Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird and
the black cat.
(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)
Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf』s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.
Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool!
Can you catch me? Catch me!
(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment.
Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)
Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don』t let him run away.
(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)
Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don』t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.
Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let』s go to the zoo. Let』s go to the zoo.
(Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How happy they are!)
5、可以拍成小視頻的英語小劇本，人員一共4個，加一個攝像，拍出來大約3分鍾
可以拍關於這幾個人學英語的艱辛故事
6、英語話劇劇本（短篇)
英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》
演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正劇：(P,K出場)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can』t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don』t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)
P: Ha Ha! It』s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)搞笑小品
Oh no! 「The End!」 Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I』m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)
P：Really! OK! Now, let』s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it』s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don』t keep your promise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I』m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don』t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經地義狀)
K: Oh?! You are right(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let』s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作驚異狀)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀)
P: (作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let』s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意氣風發狀)
(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn』t your trick!? (作氣憤狀)
P:(作陽痿狀) Mummy, it』s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)
M: I don』t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn』t really that? (詢問K)
K: Yes, of course, I can』t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M: Really. I don』t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear, isn』t you ?
F: No, I haven』t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷)
M: No, it』s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M: Pirate, what』s behind you? (疑問狀)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What』s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀)
M: Dad, don』t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀)
小品：「不差錢」
(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~
趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!
毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。
Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!
趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!
7、求幾篇短篇的英語情景劇劇本
阿q外傳
阿Q： hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q.
I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner， but I don't believe it .
老闆： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.
阿Q： oh ,your fathers birthday?
How old is your father?
老闆： hah, he is dead.
阿Q： oh he is`````
I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that
But when did your father die ?
老闆： Two years before I was born.
阿Q： Oh ,two years before you were born ?
老闆： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .
阿Q： of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```
老闆： en?
阿Q： I just want some more money. Some more money``
老闆： you want some more money?
阿Q： Yes , some more money master.
老闆： hahah ,打他
Tell you , no way
阿Q： No way ```哭
老闆： I can find some body to help you .
阿Q：Somebody to help me? Who?
老闆： WUMA, come here .
Wuma, be quick.
阿Q： wuma ? 登場wuma
老闆： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with AQ.
AQ`````打他
阿Q： master ,
老闆： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.
阿Q： NO problem`.
老闆： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.
阿Q： OF course not.
老闆： 看錶，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.
阿Q： OH animals to eat .
OK`````
老闆： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .
阿Q： Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下場
阿Q：eng ``` wuma , wuma .
Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma
吳媽： My name is wuma
阿Q： wuma how many husbands do you have?
吳媽： only one
阿Q： she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?
W : he is dead
阿Q： OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money
吳媽： so you have o lot of wives?
阿Q： a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.
吳媽： are they beautiful?
阿Q： of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals.
I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you.
I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.
Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````
I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife.
Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.
吳媽： what ? what did you say?
阿Q： wuma, I just want to sleep with you..
吳媽： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````
P: Wher is the wolf ?
W : here
P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it .
Beautiful woman! May I know your name?
吳媽： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.
警察：May I know your name？
吳媽：My name is Wu Ma，People call me Wuma.
警察：Oh Wuma，how many husband do you have？
吳媽：Only one.
警察：Oh，only one？How old is she？
吳媽：He is dead.
警察：Dead？Good.
警察：Wuma，I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
警察 阿Q：Wuma… （動作）
警察：阿Q啊…
阿Q：ei…
警察：Wuma is very beautifu，right？
老闆：阿Q啊
阿Q：Oh，master！（警察嚇趴下）
老闆：what did u do to Wuma？
阿Q：I did nothing！I did nothing！
老闆：Stop！Stop！
阿Q：AH…
老闆：Wuma， Come here！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察嚇醒！）
警察：Nice to meet you…
老闆：Wuma，coffee，coffee…
警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吳媽
老闆：Delicious coffee！
警察：Beautiful woman…
老闆：Let』s cheers！
警察：OK，Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.
老闆：What？
警察：（從口袋裡拿出錢）Ten thousands.
老闆：What do you mean？
警察：I want Wuma.
老闆：Ah？You want Wuma？
阿Q：（沖過來）Master！
老闆：My dear sir，you know，tomorrow is my farther』s birthday.I need her to work for me.
警察：I know，I know！
老闆：You know. Ha Ha Ha…
警察：One million！
老闆：One million？
警察：I want Wuma.
阿Q：（沖過來）I want Wuma.
老闆：My dear Sir，you know，tomorrow is really my father』s birthday.
警察：I know，I know…
老闆：you know…
警察：（掏出槍）I want Wuma！
老闆：Hn…. Wuma is yours！
警察：Thank you ！hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出錢，塞到吳媽手中)You see，I』m good.
吳媽：撒掉錢，老闆去撿
警察：Shit，I will kill you.
阿Q：哼，我手持鋼鞭將你打！Master！
警察：哼 Wma，if you don』t go with me，I will kill you at once.
阿Q：You can』t hurt her.
警察：eng，bia（用槍打阿Q）
阿Q：I am hurt，I am dying Wuma，but before I die，I will draw a picture for you.wait a moment. (沖到老闆面前，嚎哭)Master，this is my last request.（忽然站立）Master I just want a big piece of paper. （甩開老闆）Be quick！（倒向吳媽）
吳媽：阿Q，are you all right？
阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma， you know I am not a wolf.
吳媽：I know，I know.
阿Q：Wuma，Do you know，I love you very much？Wma。I just want you to be my wife，Ok？
吳媽：OK，I will be your wife.
阿Q：But Wuma，you know，I am very poor.
吳媽：I don』t care，I don』t care.
阿Q：咳嗽 咳嗽
警察：Ah，this is a big pen.
老闆：Ah，this is small paper.（跑開） And this is large paper，here you are.
阿Q：A big pen，OK！哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma.
三人一起搖晃，阿Q倒地拿起畫，上面兩個心
阿Q：Wuma，this is the only picture for you，Wuma I am dying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地
警察：So Wuma， you just go with me !
老闆：No Wuma， you just go with me !
警察：go with me..（你在這邊）
老闆：go with me
警察：Hahaq，This is my wife No.6.
吳媽，no，no，no，I don』t want go with you.
老闆：Haha you see，poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl. What should I do now？Oh，I know （把屍體拖走）He is so heavy！
8、求一篇英文短劇劇本
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9、需要一份10分鍾左右5個人表演的英語幽默短劇本或者視頻的地址（高分）
樓上晚楓這個段子不錯
4妻子
護士:旁白
商人吶?
中國的妻子1
妻子2感
中文:妻子3
4妻子W4:
護士:有一位富有的商人娶了四個老婆。他所愛的小老婆最和裝飾她的衣裳和美味佳餚。他對她體貼入微,給她只不過是最好的。
男:我也愛我的第三位老婆。我為她感到驕傲,並常來炫耀她的朋友。然而,我十分害怕,怕她與其他男人跑了。
護士:當然,商人也愛二老婆,她既善解人意。她是一個很體貼人,並常在朋友面前炫耀的資本。
我是他的妻子。每當他遇到困難時,他總是轉向我,我總是會幫助他解決困難,度過難關。
我是他的第一個妻子,一個非常忠誠的伴侶,已經作出了重大貢獻,在維護自己的財富和業務以及照顧家庭。然而,他不喜歡我,盡管我愛他,他幾乎沒有注意到我。
護士:有一天,這個商人得了重病。不久以後,他知道他是將不久於人世。他想起了他,告訴自己奢華的生活.
男:我現在有四個老婆和我在一起。但是當我死時,我會感到孤獨。我將多麼孤單!我要問我的4妻子。
(他)嘿,親愛的第四夫人,我最疼你,給你買最漂亮的衣服,還對你呵護備至。現在我就要離開這個世界了,你願意隨我而去,與我相伴嗎?
W4:不可能!再見,垂死的人!
哦,她回答我,就像一把鋒利的刀子進入了我的心。我很難過。第三位老婆,我要問我。
第三位老婆(轉向)親愛的,我愛你一輩子。現在我就要離開這個世界了,你願意隨我而去,與我相伴嗎?
中文:不!生活是如此的美好!我要你死後我會改嫁他人!
男:我覺得我的心倏地下沉,漸漸變冷。我要問我的妻子。
(二)向親愛的,我妻子過去常常求助於你,你總是幫助我。現在我想再請你幫一次忙。當我死後,你願意隨我而去,與我相伴嗎?
那:對不起,我不能幫助你!在大多數的事,我只能給你的死亡。
她的回答猶如晴天霹靂,我真的很傷心。
我將離開與你在一起時的感覺。我將跟你,無論你走到哪裡。
哦,親愛的,你是第一個妻子苗條,幾乎像你得了營養不良。我非常難過,但我對你們說,我應該好好地照顧你啊!
護士:事實上,我們都有四個老婆在我們的生活
小老婆代表我們的軀體。無論我們花費多少的時間和精力在使它看起來很好,它會讓我們當我們死。
第三位老婆?我們的財物、地位和財富。一旦我們撒手西去,它終究會轉向他人。
二老婆則代表了我們的家人與朋友。不管如何關閉時,他們已經為我們在那兒我們活著的時候,我們就可以最遠是墳墓。
至於大老婆,她則是我們的靈魂,在我們經常被忽視的追求物質、金錢或感官享受的。
你猜怎麽了?她才是唯一與我們永遠相伴。或許這是一個好主意,現在,而不是等到我們正在垂死
10、求幾個5到6分鍾的英語短劇的劇本!
A Brother Like That
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.
"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.
Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn』t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated.
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.
"I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother
like that."
Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?"
"Oh yes, Id love that."
After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?"
Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.
He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.
"There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn』t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . "
內容：
哥哥的心願
聖誕節時，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。聖誕節當天，保羅離開辦公室時，一個男孩繞著那輛閃閃發亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問：
"先生，這是你的車？"
保羅點點頭："這是我哥哥送給我的聖誕節禮物。"男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說："你是說這是你哥送的禮物，沒花你一分錢？天哪，我真希望也能……"
保羅當然知道男孩他真想希望什麼。他希望能有一個象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來說的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。
"我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。"男孩繼續說。
保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說："你要不要坐我的車去兜風？"
"哦，當然好了，我太想坐了！"
車開了一小段路後，那孩子轉過頭來，眼睛閃閃發亮，對我說："先生，你能不能把車子開到我家門前？"
保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什麼。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。但是這次保羅又猜錯了。"你能不能把車子停在那兩個台階前？"男孩要求道。
男孩跑上了階梯，過了一會兒保羅聽到他回來了，但動作似乎有些緩慢。原來把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來了，將他安置在第一個台階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。
只聽那男孩告訴弟弟："你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對你說的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來我也會送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時候你就能自己去看那些在聖誕節時，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過你的那樣。"
保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就這樣他們三人開始一次令人難忘的假日兜風。
那個聖誕夜，保羅才真正體會主耶穌所說的"施比受更有福"的道理。